To be honest, your eyes are fairly cold
Your complexion – it’s a rocky surface
And your voice is very much like a toad’s
You say you look fine? Oh please, plead your case
Hold your hand? That’s like holding loads of sand
Your hair resembles a whole lot of hay,
And you saying that you’re in demand?
It’s like me saying the blue sky is gray.
You have this rather funny little smell
I can smell you when I’m far away, like MILES
I wish I could say it’s a pleasant smell
But, it’s more like trash, and I mean – BIG PILES
And though others say you are imperfect,
To me, in my heart, you are just perfect
LOL FAILURE :)
